Dec 30, 2017
Yes, this place is killing me.
....in need of a change.
....in need of a change.
A new job for a new year.
Yes, that would be good.
...yes it would.
Dec 21, 2017
Everybody is waiting for the big day.
It's more than just toys & chocolates & clothes.
It's more than just Santa in a big red suit
& the birth of Jesus & all that stuff.
It's more than just watching classic Christmas
movies & drinking hot chocolate on a cold
Friday night. Everybody is waiting for the
big day but it's so much more than that.
Nov 21, 2017
The other day my girlfriend said that she was thinking about getting another tattoo. I might get another one too. So far my current ideas for a possible tattoo are either the comic book character The Flash or maybe a tattoo of Elvis, or maybe something else. Not really sure yet.
Oct 26, 2017
1. Stock up on Count Chocula cereal.
2. Buy anything pumpkin spiced.
3. Drink some apple cider.
4. Carve a pumpkin.
5. Visit a corn maze.
6. Watch a scary movie.
7. Read a horror novel.
8. Stuff your face with Halloween candy.
9. Visit a haunted house.
10. Decorate your house with Halloween decorations.
11. Go to a Halloween party.
12. Go trick-or-treating on Halloween night.
Sep 20, 2017
So the Summer is slowly slipping away.
The air has a soft and slight chill to it.
School is back in session and the buses are
filled with sleepy eyed children.
Yet in the corner is....Look Out!
The colorful hi-jinks and spooky scares
of October are right behind you!!!
Aug 30, 2017
Has the Summer failed us?
No, not yet....not ever actually.
Summer-time always seems to satisfy us.
Author's note: There should be more to this poem it seems. Yet it ends....short & sweet....just like Summer.
Jul 26, 2017
Jul 10, 2017
Embrace this time of year.
Even if life is fucked up right now and
everything is going straight to hell.
Still embrace this time of year
known as Summer-time.
Embrace it like you own it, like you
need it, like you fucking deserve it!
May 31, 2017
Fart jokes will always be funny.
Boobs will always be looked at.
Cartoons will always be fun to watch.
It's a simple fact:
No matter how old we are everybody is
at least 12 years old on some kind of level.
The mysterious Plan B seems to disappear from our grasp. Most of the time we go head on without making a Plan B in the first place. Now looking back that seems to be a mistake on our part. A plan should have been made.
It's always the here and now, we never see ourselves far enough into the future for things like that.
But what is stopping us from making a new Plan B?
Is there still time to make one?
Yes, of course there is.
Welcome to the new Plan B.
May 1, 2017
Okay....Okay....So maybe I'm not that old but
damn I sure do feel like it sometimes.
My back aches and my legs and arms seem to
crack and pop from time to time.
What the hell is going on?
When did I go to bed feeling like 20 and
end up waking up sounding like 80?
Sometimes labels need to
be thrown out the window.
Yeah, so what if it is cheap beer.
As long as it still taste good....right?
Just like the American flag in all it's glory.
The brightly colored Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
continues to shine through with every sip,
every gulp, and every chug.
Glad to have you here.
Wisdom echoes here and there.
Bouncing all around like a ball waiting
for someone to catch it.
I have no soul I said to no one in particular,
yet I do have this kick ass soul patch....KA-BOOM!